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The Facebook Asshole
Whore.

Whore.


Posted 2 hours ago
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Tagged: facebook, failbook, lamebook, unfriendable, troll, trolling, asshole, smartass, smart ass, sarcasm, timeline, news feed, status, update, comment, post, wall, lil wayne, whore, mean, slut, jerk, .
Gambling.

Gambling.


Posted 2 hours ago
Tagged: Gambling, poker, bet, sarcasm, facebook, failbook, lamebook, unfriendable, troll, trolling, asshole, jerk, smartass, smart ass, timeline, news feed, status, update, comment, post, wall, lil wayne, .
Paper boy.

Paper boy.


Posted 1 day ago
Tagged: pAPER, study, school, boring, subject, college, high school, cool story bro, stab, asshole, facebook, failbook, lamebook, unfriendable, comment, status, updater, funny, lil wayne, sarcastic, sarcasm, jerk, mean, pwned, zing, burn, .
Winner, winner, chicken quesadilla.

Winner, winner, chicken quesadilla.


Posted 1 day ago
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Tagged: facebook, failbook, lamebook, unfriendable, troll, trolling, asshole, jerk, smartass, smart ass, sarcasm, timeline, news feed, status, update, comment, post, wall, lil wayne, taco, Mexican, food, win, money, gambling, casino, Las Vegas, slots, poker, black jack, .
unfriendable: Ohai failure http://bit.ly/LKCPmU THEY ARE IN DIFFERENT TIME ZONES AND SOMEONE’S CLOCK IS FAST/SLOW. THE ONLY PERSON WHO FAILED IS THE ONE WHO ALLOWED THIS TO BE POSTED ON THE SITE. MORONS.

unfriendable:

Ohai failure http://bit.ly/LKCPmU

THEY ARE IN DIFFERENT TIME ZONES AND SOMEONE’S CLOCK IS FAST/SLOW. THE ONLY PERSON WHO FAILED IS THE ONE WHO ALLOWED THIS TO BE POSTED ON THE SITE. MORONS.


Reblogged 2 days ago from unfriendable
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Tagged: DOUBLE FAIL, FAIL, FAILBOOK, LAMEBOOK, UNFRIENDABLE, FACEBOOK, WIME, TIME, TIME ZONE, MORON, IDIOT, STUPID, .
Source: unfriendable
The new site layout will feature larger screenshots as well as solve the issues I take with the latest version of Fb mobile. Care.

FART


Posted 3 days ago
You’ve lost contact with your brain.

You’ve lost contact with your brain.


Posted 3 days ago
Tagged: Contacts, phone, number, cellphone, text, call, duh, facebook, failbook, lamebook, unfriendable, troll, trolling, asshole, jerk, smartass, smart ass, sarcasm, timeline, news feed, status, update, comment, post, wall, lil wayne, .
It’s curtains for you.

It’s curtains for you.


Posted 3 days ago
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Tagged: Curtains, gay, homosexual, decorating, grown up, adult, facebook, failbook, lamebook, unfriendable, troll, trolling, asshole, jerk, smartass, smart ass, sarcasm, timeline, news feed, status, update, comment, post, wall, lil wayne, interior, .
New, redesigned layout for the site coming… eventually.

Posted 6 days ago
Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen

Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen


Posted 6 days ago
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Tagged: Sex, slut, Rihanna, Chris brown, slutty, confession, single, dating, relationships, boyfriend, girlfriend, facebook, failbook, lamebook, unfriendable, troll, trolling, asshole, jerk, timeline, news feed, status, update, comment, post, wall, lil wayne, .
Bringing sexy back.

Bringing sexy back.


Posted 6 days ago
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Tagged: Sexy, return, Justin timberlake, facebook, failbook, lamebook, unfriendable, troll, trolling, asshole, jerk, timeline, news feed, status, update, comment, post, wall, lil wayne, .
Booze, it does a body good.

Booze, it does a body good.


Posted 6 days ago
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Tagged: Booze, alcohol, liquor, milk, drink, drunk, problem, depression, facebook, failbook, lamebook, unfriendable, troll, trolling, asshole, jerk, status, update, comment, post, wall, lil wayne, .
stupidshitivetakenpicturesof: Mao Sugiyama, the Japanese artist who had his genitals removed, cooked, and served at a banquet, favorited my tweet to him. AAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

stupidshitivetakenpicturesof:

Mao Sugiyama, the Japanese artist who had his genitals removed, cooked, and served at a banquet, favorited my tweet to him.

AAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!


Reblogged 1 week ago from stupidshitivetakenpicturesof
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Tagged: twitter, Mao Sugiyama, japan, japanese, castrate, castration, tweet, genitals, junk, cannibal, cannibalism, wtf, omg, art, artist, asexual, body modification, favorite, facebook, failbook, lamebook, unfriendable, .
Source: stupidshitivetakenpicturesof
Chief Rushmore.

Chief Rushmore.


Posted 1 week ago
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Tagged: native american, mount rushmore, mt rushmore, monument, usa, united states, president, chief, indian, country, actually, false, fail, asshole, facebook, failbook, lamebook, unfriendable, comment, status, update, troll, trolling, post, pic, picture, photo, mountain, rushmore, .
Clone Wars.

Clone Wars.


Posted 1 week ago
Tagged: clone, shirt, funny, burn, fat, overweight, zing, asshole, mean, jerk, facebook, win, failbook, lamebook, unfriendable, profile, picture, photo, t shirt, comment, status, update, .